You Might Be Adopting From China If........

You know that I-600 and I-171 aren't highways.
You've been expecting a baby for over 3 years.
You've paid for 3 citizenships, but never brought anyone into the U.S.
You know that waiting for China has nothing to do with Dillard's or dishes.
Your home study is followed by a number (i.e. #3 or #4).
You never know how many days next month will have.
You know that babies come in batches.
You've been fingerprinted four times, but never committed a crime.
You automatically assume everyone who is expecting is having a girl.
You own new clothing in 3 little sizes for all 4 seasons (because you don't know when or how big). You look twice when you see a ladybug.
You're more interested in what will happen in March '06 than in March '09.
You know people who understand when you talk about 2w day months & 5 day months.
Your due date hasn't changed by days, but by years.
You know who the Rumor Queen is....AND....you don't know who she is.
You know that forecast doesn't have anything to do with the weather.
You've waited so long, they re-checked your fingerprints to see if they changed.
Trying to understand why they're printing you again, you study your own fingerprints and
wonder if fingerprints grow wrinkles.
When you speak of 'that time of the month' you're talking about CCAA updates & referrals.

And finally, you might be adopting from China if you love someone you've never met with all of your heart!